The new 30

I guess I had  better shape up with getting healthy, stop whining about how old I am. I just heard that 72 is the new 30! Well how about that!  What I am trying figure is how I feel what a 30 year old feels or is the 30 year old just out of diapers. I guess you are younger than you feel is going to be the new saying.

When the doctor told be I made the magic number  when I hit 70, I thought oh wow, I am not sure why 70 was magic, I guess if you do not get some awful disease before that milestone it means you have less chance of getting one?

As soon as I heard  I am now the new 30, I felt 42 years just melt right off me. Too bad the excess pounds I gained since then did not melt with them. Now I have to think about finding a job, who wants to be retired just sitting on their behind when they are 30? Maybe I can apply on  line and work from home that way they will not see that I look 72, that I groan when I stand , sit, walk or any other simple movement.

I wonder who comes up with these interesting realities. according to them I am now younger than all of my children and some of my grandchildren, or am I? If I am the  new 30, do I now have  toddlers, to teenagers again?I know that I will give them all up for adoption before going to go through that again